Have you never seen Turkish Star Wars?! You MUST watch the entire thing. The whole, entire, brain-numbing film. It's somewhere on the internet, I'm sure.
They pilfer footage from ANH. They use just about every piece of John Williams music between 1977 and 1982.
Turkish Erik Estrada!!! You have to watch how he parades around the film and always gets the girl.
It's utterly craptastic. And a great party idea. (I think it's entirely too crappy to watch alone.) You'll be crying from laughter by the end.